went to my car, opened the door, heard a scratching noise from under my car. 

i look down and something hissed at me. 

thinking it was a cat i kicked my foot under the door. i was wrong. A FUCKING BIG ASS RACCOON COMES OUT AND TRIES TO EAT MY LEG.  

so i kicked the motherfucker in the face so hard it 180’d and took off towards the bushes in carls jr. 

fuck you if you think im ever going to that carls jr again. hes waiting for me.