February 2012
shut the fuck up omg.
getting off the internet. goodnight
queefnasty:
shoutouts to all the extra tall niggas looking deformed and looking down all the time looking real slow like and the extra short niggas that wanna fight all the time when the words small, short, or tiny is brought up shoutouts to the average height niggas who cant join in on the debate because they just made it.
fuck you guys
call911noww:
stop reblogging my shit and send me messages
fuck
omg these chicken nuggets though
I went on break at work today.
went to my car, opened the door, heard a scratching noise from under my car.
i look down and something hissed at me.
thinking it was a cat i kicked my foot under the door. i was wrong. A FUCKING BIG ASS RACCOON COMES OUT AND TRIES TO EAT MY LEG.
so i kicked the motherfucker in the face so hard it 180’d and took off towards the bushes in carls jr.
fuck you if you think im ever going...
Weed makes you horny.
So who wants to be my girlfriend? No one? Okay..
Anonymous asked: Yes but it's a joke lol. Oral sex...
O.o
fuck man,
this ticket really fucked me in the ass.
im flat fucking broke until next friday ://////////////
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lxi-x replied to your photo: it’s all about the subtlety
i love you
darthbaconator:
rogue-squadron:
darthbaconator:
Drayton will always be one of my best friends, even if we hate each other. He’s a faggot but I love him still.
i hope you shit yourself.
You’re a dick. Go overdose on your goddamn Pez.
will do.
mines a yoda pez and yours is some stupid fucking dog.
oh my god
my like,
i dont even know
my groin? hip? something
just popped
it hurt so fucking good though
i needed to share this with you
darthbaconator:
Drayton will always be one of my best friends, even if we hate each other. He’s a faggot but I love him still.
i hope you shit yourself.
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asartifacts started following you
goodnight everyone
leave me messages to wake up to? :)
I got bitches on bitches - drayton
Why don't girls like me? - Me
Because you're fat and sad - Drayton
You need to be, fat and happy - Drayton
lol go away
SO DARK OMG
so much dark
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Loves Graffiti and street art
“who’s Banksy?”
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out
The Frogman's New Thing 2/22/12
thefrogman:
The thing I learned today is that my view of electrons was completely bogus.
In school we are all taught about atoms and their components. You’ve got the protons, the neutrons, and some electrons buzzing around the nucleus. We are then shown this generic model of an atom.
The problem is, those electrons are way too close to the nucleus. I know it needs to be distorted to make a...
Am I being ignored?
:/ what’d I do…